The municipal governing body of India’s largest city is telling its employees to quit talking on their cell phones so much.
Seriously.
Doesn’t it sound like a father and his teenage daughter?
He opens the bedroom door.
“I told you to get off the phone.”
“Fine. I will.”
He stands at the door, kicking off the staring contest.
“Go away. I will.”
He doesn’t move.
“Ugh. So annoying. [Into the phone…] I gotta go.”
“Thank you.”
“What-evs.”
He closes the door, waits outside listening.
“[Into the phone…] Okay, he’s gone.”
He opens the door again.
“Gimme that thing.”
“OMG, LMA [leave me alone]—“
But it’s not a joke. If the employees go over their allotted minutes, they have to pay for the extra time out of their own pockets. And we’re talking about work calls here to city residents about sewage and stuff, not personal calls about last night’s cricket match or whatever.
The Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation, or BMC, is the municipal governing body of Mumbai (formerly Bombay), the commercial and entertainment capital of India. Perhaps ironically, the BMC is supposedly the nation’s wealthiest municipal body with an annual budget larger than some Indian states.
But this isn’t some tightwad father who doesn’t let his kids use their cell phones. And it’s not that the BMC is a bad father. In fact, the organization is currently in the running for an award from the United Nations for reducing disaster risk, according to CNN-IBN.
On July 26, 2005, much of Mumbai, which lies on India’s west coast on the Arabian Sea, flooded after record-setting rainfall. Australia’s Sunday Morning Herald reported the following day that 66.6 centimeters of rain had fallen in 24 hours in Mumbai, the highest amount ever recorded in India for one day.
The rain took 59 lives (landslides), flooded much of the city, stranded thousands in railway stations and on roads with no way to get home and caused large-scale destruction across the city.
According to CNN-IBN, the BMC implemented measures to strengthen its disaster management following that disaster—including setting up disaster control rooms, constructing cyclone shelters and coordinating with other cities to create a disaster risk management plan. For that, the BMC might get a UN award.
So it’s not a bad or cheap father issue. The Times of India is reporting that the BMC is asking its kids (sorry, employees) to keep the phone minutes down to improve efficiency and save money because the organization’s financial reserves are diminishing. The cell phone crackdown is just the first of many cost-cutting measures on the horizon.
But…
Not to be teenager-y (teenagers are know-it-alls)—and this may be an obvious question—but are they still using wireless or are they using Voice over IP?
Because if they switched to VoIP they could probably save a lot of money…and they wouldn’t have to cut their kids’ cell phone privileges…(sorry, employees!)…
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