How It’ll Be

October 31, 2011

This weekend I had a home emergency that got me thinking about the possibilities of technologies like IVR in our daily lives. Specifically, I pictured a future where nearly everything is automated.

In Japan, apartments and homes are becoming “smart,” much more so than in North America. Evidently, toilets are really big over there. They’re electric now with a variety of features including heated seats, built-in bidets and hot-air driers.

I know, right? On House Hunters International, a guy was looking at apartments in Tokyo, and there was automation in places I wouldn’t have thought, including the crazy Swiss Army knife toilet.

So this weekend…

I was making dinner and a pipe basically blew under my kitchen sink. The water stop (the valve that shuts off the water from the pipe sticking out of the wall) broke off from the pipe.

Scalding hot water came rushing out of the pipe like a garden hose, immediately flooding my kitchen and part of my living room. (It also went down to the apartments below me. In fact, most of the water went down on the really nice lady below me.)

I was instantly thrust into a crisis. I had to stop the water with no way to stop it other than shoving a ball of grocery bags into the scalding spout and holding it there while I called the maintenance people. (My phone got wet and barely worked. I kept having to yell which apartment I was in.)

Not gonna lie, it was a nightmare. I was soaked, my apartment was flooding, I was getting burned by the water, it was hard to hold the water back (it kept leaking out no matter what I did). Ugh.

Anyway, I called the emergency maintenance number, which is a beeper. One of the maintenance guys called me back in like ten minutes. I yelled at him over the noise of the water to shut the water off in the entire building. He called someone in the building to run down and turn the water off. Five or ten minutes later the water stopped.

All things considering, it was a quick process getting the water shut off. I was maybe holding it back for like half an hour. But I can’t help thinking it’ll be quicker in the future.

Here’s what I picture: I call an IVR and tell it what was happening, the IVR immediately calls the onsite guy with a message (it could even be my message), the onsite guy shuts the water off via his smartphone over a cloud-based system that monitors and controls the building’s water, heat, electricity, et cetera.

I’m not complaining about how things went. I’m just idly daydreaming about the future when nearly everything is automated.

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All-Hallow’s-Eve

October 31, 2011

There are various myths and legends surrounding Halloween.  Some say it is one of the oldest holidays, originally celebrated to mark the end of the harvest and the beginning of winter.  Others say that it is the time when the physical and metaphysical realms are closest together.  Others find it a day to dress up and go trick-or-treating, which typically results in lots of sweets.

Halloween is indeed celebrated (albeit in different variations) around the world.  Most scholars agree that Halloween’s origins date back over 2,000 years ago to the Celts who used the day to mark the end of summer and the beginning of winter.  They recognized the holiday as a commemoration of the New Year.  In order to ward off the ghosts roaming the Earth for this one night, they would light bonfires and wear costumes.

In the 700s, Pope Gregory declared the first day of November All Saints Day, which became a day to honor all saints and martyrs within Christianity.  Halloween continues to be celebrated in different ways around the world.  In Scotland and Ireland, where the tradition began thousands of years ago, children often dress up in costumes, attend parties, and even have fireworks displays.  Due to migration and immigration to America, many of these traditions were carried over to the “new world”.

North America has perhaps had the biggest influence on the holiday, promulgating traditions like dressing up in costumes, trick-or-treating throughout neighborhoods, and visiting haunted attractions.  Many countries have drawn on the North American influence to shape their own Halloween celebrations that are often times very similar to the ones observed in the United States and Canada.

For people living thousands of years ago, Halloween represented a time of extreme uncertainty due to the long winter months that typically follow.  Instead of planting, growing, and harvesting crops, ancient people had to remain fairly sedentary during the winter months in order to conserve energy and stay warm.  Many animals also hibernate throughout the winter, making hunting prospects slim if at all.  Fear and uncertainty surrounding the winter months is quite understandable for people who maintain a limited food supply and live off the land.

As societies modernized, the fear of starvation, malnutrition, and freezing temperatures became less and less, which some people think facilitated the transition of a harvest-focused holiday to one more in tune with popular culture.  All of Halloween’s scary offerings probably have their root in fears over winter, which then evolved when various modernizations became available.

So can technology, most relevantly interactive voice response technology, aid Halloween celebrators in formulating plans, finding out about parties, buying candy, and having a safe and fun-filled holiday?  Users could merely call in to an IVR that has been set up to take their zip code, ask several simple questions about their needs, and then automatically point customers in the right direction.

Instead of standing around looking for something to do, people can call or text and receive event information immediately.  IVRs could be equipped with both driving and walking directions, general recommendations based primarily on location, report potentially dangerous situations and even check weather reports.

Preparation is, for many, the key to a having a good holiday and Halloween is no exception!  To everyone handing out candy, going to a costume party or trick-or-treating, have a happy and safe Halloween!

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